Monday, 25 December 2017

Satan the flying belly flapper

Suppose for once we even accepted Satan was the Serpent according to the bible, then this would been Satan crawls on his belly as mentioned in Genesis 3:14
So the LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, "Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.
What’s worse this very same Satan who crawls on his belly also has wings, since he was able to fly up to the heaven and meet Yahweh
And the LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan answered the LORD, "From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it." (Job 2:2)
Now let’s ponder on this for a moment. Satan crawls on his belly, also has wings he can fly to heaven.? I know Christians will try to respond by saying “crawling on you belly” is not literal rather metaphorical. Here’s the problem if this statement is not literal then how is this a curse? The whole point of Yahweh saying that was to curse Satan as a punishment right. If that’s the case then the curse of Eve should also be taken as metaphorical not literal, which means as the end of the day there were not cursed, and Yahweh’s words were meaningless nothing came to terms?

The next problem Christians have to deal with is, when Jesus was tempted by Satan was Satan crawling on his belly when he took Jesus up the mountain and temple? Or did Satan fly holding Jesus?  


All all this we can conclude Satan doesn’t walk instead crawls and eats dust for a living and when he feels bored he flies up to the heaven to meet Yahweh. Sounds about right.

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